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Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen

Coffeezilla (born as Stephen Findeisen, San Antonio TX) is the son of Mike Findeisen and Betty Findeisen and has two brothers named Ben and Chris. He became a well known highly successful YouTuber that earns several thousand dollars per day off his Patreon & YouTube ads. Contradictory, the ads displayed on his videos are purchased by the very same people he hates on and claims to be attempting to defeat. He is a passionate follower of Jesus Christ and has over 2 million subscribers, most of which have been gained after recovering his channel after already being deleted once. Some have criticized his work saying it lacks purity and truth, even calling him a grifter for monetizing his videos. He is famously known for his $10,000,000 recording studio.

Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen is a gossip columnist and true-crime drama youtuber, best known for his internet trolling antics and true-crime investigative video commentary where he self-proclaims to expose alleged scams.

The reliability of his true-crime content have been called into questioned and have been proven to contain false defamatory per se statements ultimately leading to being exposed by many popular YouTubers such as TechLead, Cobra Tate, Tristan Tate, David Ramms, Logan Paul and The Six Percent Entrepreneur. Despite this, he has a cult-like following consisting of men ages 16-35 who believe success as an influencer or entrepreneur is not possible without relying on unethical means.
Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen: Did you see me rip The Real World? I made a video calling it a scam because people are paying $49/month and only making $2k-$6k/mo in profit. HA HA! Laughable. That’s no where near 6 figures or life changing. People are so gullible.

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em.

Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen: sHut uPPp Sc@mM3r !!!
by coffeezilla January 18, 2023
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Stephen Harper

A total right-wing, reactionary, neo-Nazi, fascist, Albertan-loving nutjob of a moron. He is the leader of Her Majesty's "Loyal" Opposition in Canada's House of Commons.(although I doubt he lives up to his title) He hates immigrants, wants Alberta to succeed from Confederation, join America, privitize all the public services and, after 4 years of Mr. Harper and the NCP(New Crony Party), Canada's going to look like the new 51st state.
Fuck Harper and his idiotic cronies. Choose your Canada. Vote Liberal.

P.S.

Whoever who votes for the NDP or Bloc should be hung.
by Mr. Kingdom March 14, 2005
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Stephen Harper

Our present PM . A Mulroney buddy despite breaking ranks with the old Conservative Party .Alberta Oil Industry are among His best allies , afterall they supported the Reform party in masses and didnt forget to fund the party very well .
He and His old pals from the Reform years are often considered bigots . The only connections that I see is that many were hoping this right-wing party would listen to them but the reality is that none of the major parties will listen to racists .
He has definite goals to redefine Canada . Two major examples are 1-he wants the judicial system to think like todays Federal Conservatives / evenLyin' Brian Mulroney publicly blasted Him for that 2- He shows far too much of His Evangelical views . Canada was never meant to be a scripture based country like many European countries and many in the Mid-East . Regardless of ideology We DO NOT NEED TO RE-DEFINE CANADA , We only need a government that can effectively and justly run the country based on a broad cross-section of various present internal and external issues .
Harper and His party are HUGE but not known fot it , HIPPOCRITS . Social-conservatives are for the community , traditional institutions and traditional values . Corporate conservatives are generally what most conservatives really are . Corporate ones are for big business , downgrading jobs , cutting on social-infrastructure , lower wages . These two types of Conservatives ane NOT COMPATIBLE . They are also hippocrites because the Purple-Conservative wing would stand for a free-thinking , small business orieted and community oriented way-of-life
When someone is for increased corporate power and reduced public power , bible-thumper are all STEPHEN HARPERS .
by Hef October 2, 2008
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Stephen

A delicious and healthy portion of manmeat, Stephen is a half Irish, half Greek man with a distinguished nose, gorgeous dark hair, and a sweet personality. He's loving, gentle, romantic, talented, a really cute dork, and an overall sweet heart. Not to mention, he was blessed by the Greek gods in every way. Specifically in the area where one can deserve the nickname Priapos - a god with a very huge penis. Mmhmmmm. Stephen knows how to work it.
Oh, Stephen shakes my loins up like an angry Zeus.
by Bluebird82 February 6, 2010
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Stephen Collins Special

The act of two males sharing the act of anal sex in the classic doggy-style position. As the male on the giving end of sex begins to orgasm, the other partner, or catcher, reaches back and squeezes his partner's testicles untill they burst. Then the catcher partner turns around and licks and sucks off the "Stephen Collins Sauce" made up of blood, seamen, and feces.
Tad had to be rushed to the hospital for testical replacement surgery after him and Jimmy enjoyed a delicious Stephen Collins Special.
by Johnny Foster November 10, 2008
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Stephening

When a person has an gicantic uncontrollable facial spazom, one that can't help but be laughed at.
"Woah tha guy has a terrible case of the twitches..." "Lmfao he's Stephening!"
by iDisturbed January 17, 2009
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stephen elstone

the sexiest guy in the world, who always manages to look good even though he feels awfull...also has some of the most amazing shoes ever seen in captivity.
who was that amazing sexy guy with awesome shoes???>???

that was stephen elstone...aka god
by pintglassupurass July 22, 2010
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