Spastic

Used to describe an individual who judges a person by irregular/inthourough movement.

Jules is a spastic because he saw an old man struggling to pick up a coin of the floor.

by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015

static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.

Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"

by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009

Static Jimbo

A sexual act in which solid frozen feces are inserted into a oriphus (vagina, anus, or mouth).

Max: "Oh man I Static Jimboed my girl last night and she loved that shit!"

Jamie: "Whats a static jimbo?"

Max "Thats when you freeze your shit solid and then bang a chick with it."

Jamie "Oh nice."

by Grubbielove January 8, 2010

Static-X

gayest band of all time. the lead singers hair is the gayest shit i've ever seen.

wow static-x. just from the name i can tell they suck

by my balls your chin March 1, 2005

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

by Michael March 19, 2005

Static1403

The Phat Beat Master

"man, Static1403 just dropped a phat beat"

by tomato November 1, 2003

static2007

Extremely perfect girl. Kanga-burger hater. And major PWNER with mwotwo in Super Smash Brothers melee. This girl has stolen the heart Of the renowned KingRick of the POS boards

That Static2007 Was the most kind, caring, Loveing, Perfect, And beautifull Girl the world ever seen

by Richard Falkner October 16, 2003