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Starbucks talk

A conversation that would typically be had over a table at starbucks, often about someone who's not currently present.
Speaker #1: Dan's such a sleeeeeeaze bag. I mean I dislike Julie (don't like to say it in front of Kelly) but maybe she don't deserve it..

Speaker #2: Who does?

Speaker #1: But then again..

Speaker #2: This is such Starbucks talk.
Starbucks talk by jubjub1234 June 10, 2008

Starbucks boyfriend 

A guy that you've charmed into giving you coffees and other things for free. This guy may even come into your work and bring you a coffee.

You're not interested in dating this guy, but you keep him around for the free stuff.
"Are you dating that guy? He's always coming in to visit you and bringing you coffee."
"Oh, no. He's just my Starbucks boyfriend."
Starbucks boyfriend by hottiemeg99 December 7, 2009

Starbucking 

The act of mumbling a name at Starbucks and seeing what they come up with on your cup. A Starbucks employee is trained to never get your name correctly, so Starbucking a great exercise for both the employee and the customer. PRO TIP: For an upgraded experience, incorporate a word that sounds like curse word or dirty word.
Jason got an Americano and today his Starbucking name was Merderfel. Yesterday it was Blumpkimp.

NOVICE VERSION Ex:
Employee, "Okay, and what is your name?"
Customer, "Merfluksjahgi"
Employee, "Merfolgi?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "Nice Starbucking, Mefolgi."
*High five*

PRO VERSION:
Employee, "And your name?"
Customer, "Mdhfstittyish"
Employee, "Madtitish?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "You worked in titty. That's a pro Starbucking."
*Super dope, rehearsed best friends hand shake*
Starbucking by pat_vann January 9, 2015
An evil coffee corporation who's secret agenda is to slowly take over the world until there is a Starbucks on every street in the world.
Starbucks is evil.
Starbucks by Kowdee December 16, 2008

Starbucks Tuesday 

A fabulous chance to have a big gossip, catch-up, chat or plan with your best girlie friends ever!

Rules of Starbucks Tuesday:
*Must be on a Tuesday
*Must be in Starbucks
*Should always bagsy the sofas/comfy chairs!
*Everyone in your group should always be there!
*Nobody should ever cancel without a reason!
*What's said in Starbucks stays in Starbucks

n.b. If a silly little bitch hears a conversation that she shouldn't have, and goes on to tell the person that it concerns...IT NEVER HAPPENED...said people should be avoided 1-2 weeks though, just in case they try to make a drama out of it.
Emily, Abi, Flik and Anna had a Starbucks Tuesday for a big fat chat...and a coffee...and some ginger snaps...=]
Starbucks Tuesday by emily¢¾ April 7, 2008

Starbucking 

Copying the Starbucks™ business-model all across the World on an unprecedented level. Startup companies that has copied the franchise-scheme of Starbucks coffeehouse (small vendors/ neat outlook/ gourmet catering...), are now called 'Startbucks'!

Also, university classes called 'Starbucks studies' are now being taught at some colleges across the United States, too!
Starbucking is so popular in Third-World countries like India and China that these countries started their own carbon-copy Starbucks (complete with that famous green logo), but the Starbucks company is going to open nearly 100 franchise outlets in India by the end of 2007 in retaliation!