Musty stache

(n.) A wet, sweaty, or greasy mustache. Noticeable for its gleam in the sunlight. Common in teens, Mexicans, Mexican teens, and in the south.

Mikey: Did you see those border-jumpers in that field back there
Chuck: Yeah man, the one with the overalls had a powerful musty stache. It was practically dripping.

by TCKBricklayer July 14, 2010

white trash 'stache

The kind of moustache a person of the white trash culture has. See trucks and dirtbikes and hoopie.

Although Kid Rock is hot, he'd have to shave off that gross white trash 'stache to kiss me.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

stachenvy

stachenvy - (noun) a. A feeling of discontent and resentment aroused by and in conjunction with desire for the possession of a moustache. b. The object of such feeling.

"Dude, have you seen Nic's new pornstache? I have major stachenvy."

by cupcakesesq December 2, 2007

Stachealicious

Someone with a moustache that is incredibly good looking, good enough to eat.

Meetcurten was stachealicious at the battleground today.

by bright_side January 21, 2010

Stacey Petersoned

ruining or "killing something like a phrase or style

Dude, burke totally stacey petersoned the fuck outta the word fosh.

by FOSH MASTER July 26, 2010

stacie a

An amazing person which will leave you stunned for a time, they are kind, awesome, and beautiful, and they probably won't blei their boyfriend is writing this, I love you Stacie <3

Mat

Friend: Hey are you going out with Stacie A?
Me: Yeah!
Friend: Lucky!!!

by Mateusz R W May 14, 2015

stache trash

When you have such a thick beard/stache that you are able to stuff at least three empty chip bags in there.

Oh my god that guys stache trash is SWEET!

by Big guy 44 November 30, 2016