Squirrel Pelt

After a long day of work, Gloria had pencil shavings in her SQUIRREL PELT.
by Little T mart July 30, 2009
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squirrel handed

To have a squirrel for a hand
Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.
by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003
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squirrel grip

The grip you have when you grab some guy by the testicles, hence having a "handful of nuts". Agonising for men, it is a source of endless amusement for onlookers and passers-by. Another form of this term is "going the squirrel", which means that someone is attempting to grab someone else in a squirrel grip.
Person 1: This guy picked a fight with me the other day, but I got him in the "squirrel grip" and he sure changed his tune quickly.

Person A: This guy attacked Sophie in a dark alley, so she "went the squirrel" on him and escaped. Poor bastard'll be singing high-C from now on.
by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005
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Squirrel Bushing

v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her vagina, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body.
"I saw it! She has a hairy penis!"
"Naw man, she's just squirrel bushing."
by onceandfuturekingofspain May 25, 2013
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Pube Squirrel

1.) A large amalgamation of pubic hair collected over time, that closely resembles a small woodland mammal. Mostly in and around the toilet and bath tub area. (Most squirrels hide nuts, most nuts hide squirrels)

2.) Pube Squirrel aka pub-ba-kis maximus; a wookiee-like cluster of scroto-centralized pubic hair lurking behind the base or seat of the toilet.
"I swear I saw that pube squirrel move!"

"Dude, you have a pube squirrel hibernating behind the toilet seat."

"Thats not a dust bunny! Its a pube squirrel!"
by Ghostzer0 March 5, 2008
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Shower squirrel

A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodland mammal.
'Reaching blindly for the soap through the steam, I cringed as my fingers locked around the greasy, furry bar. I knew that I too was now a victim of the wily shower squirrel'
by Digital_Prophet March 18, 2009
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squirrel

Somebody who adheres to L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology writings but doesn't go through the Church of Scientology when doing so. They either practice scientology on their own or in other groups.
The Church of Scientology considers (fill in group here) to be a squirrel organization.
by 2182 September 27, 2009
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