Squidwarding

Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.

I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.

by Calahan August 13, 2010

squizzard

a large poop

i layed a squizzard in my pants after eating a big sloppy mac from Mcdonalds

by the shit March 19, 2003

The Squidworth

The act of a man placing his testicles over a womans eyes and laying his penis over her nose.

Dang that bitch was so nasty last night, I gave her the squidworth and then she ate my ass.

by Harry Happy Time June 12, 2008

squidwarding

the act of laying ones testicles in anothers eyes and laying your penis down their nose, giving them the appearance of the character squidward's face from the tv show spongebob squarepants

i was squidwarding everyone that fell asleep last night

by dann is the man June 24, 2007

Squizard

A squirrel/lizard that has been raped by a lizard/squirrel and produces a Squizard.

Man, dude look at that squizard!

by Nick JO October 23, 2007

squitward

Projectile shit accompanied by strings of undigested food

Damn son! You squitward yo self? With yo stank booty aahhhh

by bigbootbihh74 May 16, 2016

squidworm

sea creatures..

i saw a big squidworm in the ocean

by love4re856579 August 9, 2009