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Squid Roller

Derived from the mishearing of the elderly. Commonly refered to a gay male "rolling" his tongue around another males so called "squid". Oftenly grotesquely slimy.
Girl - your kinda cute...
Boy - Sorry, not my type..
Girl - What... OMG are you a Squid roller?!
by Sgt peppers September 12, 2009
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squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.
I love my man, he always has squid testicles
by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016
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Szechuan Squid

When a girl gives a handjob with her fingers gripping your dick from the end of your knob down. As you are about to blow your load, she squirts Sriracha sauce on the end of your dick and you blow a mixture of spunk and sriracha sauce all over her hand, resulting in a Szechuan Squid.
My mate Jeremy got so drunk last night, he agreed to give me a Szechuan Squid
by pellius_2000 October 22, 2018
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Squid Parade

A parade in which the innocuous cephalopod, the Squid, is celebrated in all its glory.

Squid Parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on January 2nd, and 12:18 am on January 3rd. This time symbolizes the Squid's New Year.

Two places where this celebration takes place religiously, Squid Road in Oak Bay, WA, and Squid Row in Santa Cruz, CA, have been noted as being the two most "Formidable" locations on the planet... Coincidence?
Person one : "Hey Jon, did you hear about the Squid Parade going on in Santa Cruz next week?"

Person two : "Yes."
by Sucubus June 15, 2012
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Cervical Squids

A form of stomach squids that reside in the cervix.
Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.
by vingen February 22, 2019
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Squid Gayme

A movie about Laura from Korea who is in a game where she has to eat squid spring rolls to win 45 billion won and then she plays marbles with her aulfella
Oh just seen this new movie called squid gayme which is totally not related to the Netflix series Squid Game
by JipperORolan October 3, 2021
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Noob Squid

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.

2. used as an insult.

3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet
1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"
by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009
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