Scrop

The fecal residue that forms in the crack of the buttocks, normally within an hour of a bowel movement. This affliction can be exacerbated by heat, humidity, and physical activity that would produce sweat. Also known as Anal Leakage, 'Scrop' has a tendency to form at the most inopportune times, causing irritation and repetitive clean up of the rectal area.
'Scrop' is the leading cause of most stained underwear in the United States.

Geoffrey finished pooping and his buttocks was clean; he could tell because the toilet paper was still white when he wiped, but 20 minutes later his rectum itched and felt as if he had done a shoddy job of cleaning himself up. Sure enough, once he returned to the bathroom he took a wad of toilet paper and wiped up the scrop that had formed in his crack.
Geoffrey looked at the brown streak of scrop that had been soaked up by the toilet paper, folded it over and wiped until he felt clean and dry once again.
He hoped there would be no further scrop issues for the rest of the day but, given how hot and muggy it was, he knew he'd constantly have a scroppy mess to worry about.

by Riffkin August 5, 2009

toad the wet sprocket

It's a friggin' blowjob, you idgits!

Slobbing the knob, kissing the one-eyed sailor, the fish that ate the one-eyed worm, eating an adult ice cream cone, head, sucky-suck-no-fucky.

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

Spoopy

Something that is trying to be spooky but isn't doing a great job.

That lightshade is very spoopy

by BeaWest April 25, 2019

Sproates

A gentlemans testicles (genitalia), particuarly those of the large round hairy variety.

"...I never saw it coming, the guy came from nowhere and in a flash, before I had any time to react, he booted me right in the fuckin sproates..."

by Juan Julio July 4, 2008

Spoopy

Something you call someone who is not nice, and who steals forks from your house.

You spoopy, you stole my forks! Wtf?!?!

by Salty_shaker August 4, 2018

spooph

splattering sperm all over your body and licking it off

i splurted my sperm all over and ate

by turkey jissoms April 4, 2003

spoop

the mixture of sperm and poop left as evidence of some butt humping

Josh: Is that spoop on your chest?
Kevin: I must have missed some in my attempts to gurgle!

by shell hunter March 6, 2013