Whale Sprite

A short thin woman with an extroverted expressive personality is attracted to tall fat/large men with reserved introverted personalities

Mya is such a knockout, why would she go for that guy?

Because Mya is a Whale Sprite

by False_Hydra September 12, 2023

sprite toes

To have very misshaped feet

“My mom said I have sprite toes”

by Kinisias September 27, 2023

English Sprites

A team of Impish Dragonscape players that like to upset the competition by taking first place in the world doing puzzles every now and then.

DAMN! The English Sprites are locking us out of First Place again!

by Artistakat August 15, 2023

Rizzy Sprite

A Key Lime flavored La Croix.

Sigma: Hey man, can you get me a Rizzy Sprite? I need a drink with my Skibidi Slicers.

by ArshiaThaRizzler April 10, 2024

McDonald's Sprite

The most carbonated shit in the world that will burn off your esophagus

Last night I had some McDonald's Sprite, that shit had me crying in pain. I had to go to the ER because it burned off my esophagus :((

*cries*

by Beyoncés wife (Bella <33) April 24, 2024

Sprite delight

When you sound a McDonald’s straw down your urethra and spit sprite down the straw until you explode like sprite jizz volcano

Hey hon you think you could order McDonald’s and give me a sprite delight

by Skibidishart64 May 4, 2024

McDonald's Sprite

Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can bring a dead person back to life.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Spritetaste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024