by The Realest1 May 9, 2011
the best show on playhouse disney =
it's only about 5 minutes long but it's on every day and i love it.
it's only about 5 minutes long but it's on every day and i love it.
guy 1: DUDE, i watched Johnny and the Sprites yesterday.
i almost shit myself
guy 2: ...you would, dude.
i almost shit myself
guy 2: ...you would, dude.
by Tori ~ the amazing =] December 27, 2007
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Any type of sexual fantasy between a young caucasian male and a cartoon character, doll, or any fictional female figure (like rainbow sprite). This obsession causes the owning (and/or, becoming) a filipino sex slave and lynching a black co-worker, friend, or peer, only after drugging his can of sprite with a rainbow assortment of drugs. The young caucasian then procedes to draw a picture of the entire lynch scean, as the filipino sex slave(s) strawberry shortcake the black friend.
by Ilovestrawberryshortcake! October 5, 2009
To act as a dog with worms does, rubbing one's anus across a surface, in order to achieve relief. Traditionally a rough floor was used but facilities are being expanded to include anywhere available, including snow and drunkard's faces.
"Tinker was a terrible scrifter"
"Underage scrifting can be bad for your health"
"Scrift like you mean it"
"Underage scrifting can be bad for your health"
"Scrift like you mean it"
by BatmanYork April 27, 2006
Get the scrift mug.A ghetto sprite is a recipe for a drink that is similar to a sprite but will cost nothing (with free refills) at the restaurant. If you cannot order a Sprite due to low funds or simply you are a cheap ass. Then a GHETTO SPRITE will suffice. A Ghetto SPrite is a glass of Ice water with a lemon. It may be the closest thing to a actual soft drink, but without the cost..
What would you like to drink??....Customer A: a Iced Tea,... Customer B: a Diet Coke... Customer Three... A Ice water with lemon.... (aka a GHETTO SPRITE.).. This third customer is not going to tip you very well.
by Vertical Ted February 24, 2008
by baller1234567891011121314 November 20, 2019
Something to describe anything with anything. It replaces words that can't be thought of or don't fit the correct meaning.
"Wow, your coat is shrift."
"I didn't like that party. I think the drinks were shrifted."
"Pretty shrift."
"I didn't like that party. I think the drinks were shrifted."
"Pretty shrift."
by John S Doberman November 13, 2007
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