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Mongolian Cock Stretching

Verb: To stretch the tissues and fibers of the penis. The action is as followed
1. two sticks pushing outwards from the body whilst poking into the base of the tip, elongating the cock. It should look like a arrow pointing away from you
2. Continue to push over an open fire outdoors until either satisfied with the progress made or until traumatic amputation
Person 1: Dude, she’ll never be satisfied with me.

Person 2: just do some Mongolian Cock Stretching
by gv_86 October 11, 2025
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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025
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.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
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