smoking pipe

A slang term for sucking penis.

Guy 1: "Last night I was smoking pipe with the captain of the football team."

Guy 2: "You sucked his penis?"

Guy 1: "Totes!"

by KnowItAll45 December 25, 2010

Smoking cock

An act in witch a person sucks a man's penis.

Billy shure loves Smoking cock!

by Jonathan December 9, 2003

smoking the green

smoking the old marijuana aka the best most beautiful substance on the planet

ah i love being a hippie and smoking the green all day

by summer g May 19, 2005

smoking elephant

n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."

Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.

by fucktard September 6, 2004

cheyne stoking

A pattern of breathing where the respiration rates increase and then decrease followed by increasing periods of not breathing. When a person dies, this is the horrible sound of "last gasps"

I knew he was a gonner when i heard the cheyne stoking of the cunt

by Declan Treanor Monaghan March 30, 2005

spiking

to lie to; to fool; to "pull your leg"

your the kind of girl that i can take a likin to..PSYCHE, im spiking you.

by mastershake103 December 12, 2012

Spiking

This is when you engage in any adventurous activity exclusively outdoors, in most cases hiking, and you spark during the expedition.

1. "Ay Darnell you trying to go hiking on that trail today?"

"Fuck that son let's go spiking. You bring the socket i'll bring the kush."

2. "Hey Sun-Choo, you wanna go hike the ridge trail at the Sourlands? It's supposed to be nice out."

"I'm only down if we go spike the Sourlands."

"Deal."

by Gavin Mazzaglia March 4, 2013