Splodger Dodger

dodging a flying poo

dodging a flying poo

austin is a profesinall splodger dodger

by unyeetable July 20, 2022

splorgus

A small animal that spends all day pursuing people, asking them for various snacks

Person 1: Oh my goodness, my cat Mocha has been asking me for treats all day
Person 2: Yeah, he's a splorgus alright

by CertifiedJosephEnjoyer April 4, 2023

amuse splooge

Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.

"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."

by JackHammer33 March 14, 2014

Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

by emg67 February 23, 2015

semen splooge

the stain when you cum

Look at your giant semen splooge

by currykid4 June 8, 2016

Snooze Splooge

Wet dream; ejaculated while sleeping

My bunk mate had a massive snooze splooge last night and destroyed both mattresses

by Cooooogle Kaitlan June 19, 2019

speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.

Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”

by janicethefrog October 27, 2023