Splooge-ology

The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.

"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".

by The Evil Squarehead June 21, 2011

phantom splooge

An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.

I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.

by Beerczar July 22, 2017

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005

sploop

n: a software pipelined loop
v.t.: to solve all of your problems and make your troubles melt away

Your loop will be splooped
- CCS 3.3

by socrates1024 August 21, 2008

sploob

To smoke weed, usually a blunt


Originated in Dedham, MA circa 2003

You wanna sploob after work?

by Harkadiddy February 2, 2005

Sploonge

When stuff melts and splunges out your head.

My brain melted and sploonged out my ear.

by Kenji and Dagger July 29, 2003

sploogecakes

a term of endearment for a guy that masturbates excessively

Me- Hi Sploogecakes!
Kevin (taking hand out of pants)- Hi!

by mury December 1, 2003