Spleeg

When a homeless cripple gives you a footjob.

This dude in the red line today totally gave me a Spleeg without even asking first.

by Someguyovitch October 1, 2017

spleenking

having sex but talking about problems while doing it

that hoe kept spleenking or man he was spleenking all night long

by king of spleenking June 18, 2020

spleeted

when you get hit so hard you split in half (or feel like it)

Person 1: *Punches Person 2*
Person 2: "Ow, that hurt so bad, I feel like I almost spleeted

by Crack_Johnson November 5, 2020

Spleek

A person is Spleekin or Spleeked when they have taken an adderall or other similar upper (coke molly etc.)

Sheesh! I'm spleekin off that addy from earlier...

by Torquejackson February 10, 2021

Spleen

Considered by some to be a godlike being.

"why are you so obsessed with spleen?"
"Spleen"

by Bigmoris April 21, 2021

Spleen

Slang for a hard working, good quality organ.

Man 1: "Hey man, you still on the waiting list for that transplant?"

Man2: "Yeah dawg, I'm holding out for that spleen."

by DoubleCrissp November 13, 2022

SPLEEFING

"SPLEEFING" Is the act of where one & or, many men or women collect some of the old Vagina cheese of one of the towns over promiscuous ladies and then proceed to smoke "spots" of the collected cheese on foil to achieve an altered state of consciousness /"HIGH".

Disclaimer: As being the publisher of this material I would like to iterate that I in no way am supporting or endorsing the "act" of SPLEEFING in any way ..

Definition: When one/or more people scrape the vagina cheese of local Tramps undies and then smokes/spots it of foil.

"Bra that spleef blew my fucking head of"
"Oi be Shane Bra, I've noticed ya missus Sandra hasn't showered for like a week now.....Were gonna get so fucked up when we spleef that Cheese bro "

TM, PATRICK SPRAYZEE aka Mello_420.

SPLEEFING is defined by the act of collecting and then smoking discharged Vagina cheese from a dirty Tramps undies.

by Spleefing December 22, 2022