planking

Planking is where an idiot with a low IQ lies horizontally with their arms by their sides across an object or ground like a fucking dumbass.

Random Guy: Look there's a retard planking in the middle of the road!

by plankinghater July 17, 2011

Skanking

dancin, to UKG.

that tune in the rave got me skanking

by some nexx gyal. October 30, 2008

spanking the captain

To gratify oneself sexually.

Due to his social ineptitude, Simon spent his Saturday evening spanking the captain.

by cracker in a can September 7, 2005

kitty spanking

lesbian sex

Carol and Francesca went back to the apartment for a few hours of kitty spanking.

by Anthony Hubert January 3, 2010

Spanking

to hit someone or something forcefully with the flat inside part of your hand, producing a short, loud noise, especially as a way of punishing a child

I was naughty today daddy gave me a spanking 🤣🤣

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 1, 2020

Planking

The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.

Planking: What Australians do when we aren't hunting crocodiles or beating you at sport.

by Zerotrousers June 6, 2011

planking

Planking is what lame retards do, thinking its actually cool.

Australia made planking illegal, because planking is fucking stupid.

by fnzzz November 26, 2011