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Name of Spain

1. verb: to claim ownership, to steal
2. phrase used to justify claiming said ownership
"he just name of spained your parking spot!"

"you just took my last sunkist!"
"name of spain, dude!"
by zxcvbnt October 27, 2007
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White-'splaining

2. When a white person commits a heinous act only to have it explained away by other way people as "not that bad" or is otherwise given the benefit of the doubt in a way that would not never happen for anybody who wasn't white.

3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"

Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
Real life examples of White-'splaining:

Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."

Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.

Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
by trekkiebear January 3, 2014
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Splaint

It is an adjective that describes the area between the woman's vaginal opening and her anal cavity that has been split open from the birthing process.
During my lap dance, my knee got lost in her splaint.
by Pedro Pescador February 20, 2012
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splindriffic

A word meaning something is fantastic, great, cool, as used on SSX games by the character Zoe.

Often describing something fluorescent pink or powder blue (if describing an object) or generally very good.
"Woah! That's splindriffic!"

"Your board goggles are like the ones on SSX...Splindriffic!"
by FRS January 23, 2007
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splagnificant

Somethign that is simply too amazing for words that already exist.
Mr Angry Face Man: >:|
Happy child: Hi there!
Mr Angry Face Man: Hello. >:| YOU'VE BEEN MESSING AROUND.
Happy shild: That's not true!
Mr Angry Face Man: SHUT YOUR FACE. HOW ARE YOU?
Happy Child: I'm simply splagnificant, chum!
by Big Mr Unicorn December 14, 2008
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Splindifurous

to mean spectacular or very exciting.
Also could mean to be happy.
Man i wish i could be as splindifurous as, she is.
by Vanessa Taylor April 29, 2008
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splaire

Verb: an action in which you split and share something, usually food, but the splitting and sharing is reflective of a deeper bond.
Ashley: Hey, do you want to splaire a bagel with me.

Eric: Awww, I would love to.
by JohnHinkleH February 27, 2010
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