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Hydro-Dynamic Spatula

The Hydro-dynamic spatula is a spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive. It appears in the episodes "Help Wanted" and "Sharks vs. Pods" and in the music video "Thank Gosh It's Monday." It also appears in the online game Anchovy Feeding Frenzy.

It has a normal spatula as a base but has two other spatulas attached to either side of it. Therefore, it is like a fork of three spatulas. There is a black stalk or areal on the top with a red L.E.D. light on top of that which flashes.

It has two known abilities: propelling the user skywards and having multiple spatula heads. Said multiple spatula heads enable the user to cook patties quicker and more efficiently.
"One hydro-dynamic spatula with port-and-starboard attachments, and let's not forget the turbo drive!" - Spongebob
by Cum-Rad July 9, 2019
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The effluvia byproduct of ejaculating in the anus. Spatch is sometimes removed from the anus by FELCHING.
A greasy glob of spatch slowly worked its way out of her well-fucked anus.
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spatial logic

Logic for people who don't like logic. Kind of like computer logic, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.
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spatulariffic

More awesome than a spatula!!
Dude, that Monty Python is spatulariffic!! They are so funny, and English too, hahaha!!
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Spatter

1)To spit on your cock for lube during sexytimes.

2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls
"That chick was so dry I had to spatter my cock just to tip it in!
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"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"
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Spatula

Verb: When someone, or a group of people attempt to high five another, due to them also appreciating the awesomeness of spatulas. (Trying to get someone to accept a high five, because spatulas are awesome.) Esp. to someone who you do not know.
We should go spatulaing in the store tomorrow!
by The spatula man! January 4, 2013
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spatula hands

the term for someone who cant catch a football
chad jackson tried to catch the pass from tom brady, but dropped it because he has spatula hands
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