mace spanner

A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!

Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!

by Cryptic dude December 20, 2017

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Charcoal Spanner

Also known as Charlotte Spencer, she is known to spend over 70% of her school time on her phone in the bathroom with her friends, taking mirror selfies which rarely show her face, as it is either always covered by her phone, or her hand. She also has a tendency to put a ask me anything x box on her instagram story, normally 3-4 times per week. It is also rumor to her having a crush on a teacher named Derek Jennison. She is always flirting and taking pictures of him.

Is that Charcoal Spanner flirting with Mr Jennison again? What a ho.

by Mooscula April 5, 2019

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Scran Spanner

Anything that is used to consume one's scran (food). Examples would be: Fork, Knife, Spoon, Chop Sticks

Yo, mate could you pass me a 'Scran Spanner' for my pasta.

by scran'o'clock January 31, 2021

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Blue Spanner Gang

Blue Spanner Gang is GM19's mod team name! His amazing moderators do everything to help his chat be more positive and the best ever! All the respects go to Jazza 11, HCZS 1701, Imogen, The Aura Cat and GM19 of course! You guys are the best moderators I have ever seen! Keep being golden as you guys already are :)
Blue Spanner Gang Team

The Aura Cat

Imogen
HCZS 1701
Jazza11

The Blue Spanner Gang are all here

by Allzza August 19, 2021

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