spank the monkey

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels

by the one and only whtie e-40 December 13, 2008

Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.

Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.

by NickCosmoSonde October 5, 2008

Firecracker Spank

During sex, the woman is on top, and once the man announces he is going to cum, the woman dismounts and procedes to spank the man's cock against his stomach as the cum shoots up toward his face to create a firecracker effect.

Man: "Oh Baby! You make me so hot! I'm gonna' cum!"
(woman springs into action)
Woman: "Firecracker Spank!!!"
(woman vigorously slaps man's cock against his stomach and watches him shield his eyes from the cum sparks)

by Elena, Adria, Colee September 28, 2007

spank bank

The catalog of women in one's mind one uses to masturbate to. see Masturbaceous

Damn that bitch is fine, I'm definately going to add her to my spank bank.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Spank Meat

Slut. Whore. Well used pussy.

Rachel is spank meat. We have all had her.

My neighbor’s wife is spank meat. As soon as he’s gone the legs are open for business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

face spank

To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.

She Wouldn't leave me alone so I Face Spanked her

by TEEG January 28, 2009

monkey spank

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A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).

Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"

by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008