Sour Patch Jizz 

The left over sugar in the bottom of a bag of sour patch kids.

High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.

High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?

Sour Patch Jizz by ThePatchKid January 11, 2013

Sour nugget 

A total bitch

A bitchy person

A cranky, mean Girl/Boy

An unkind person or an unreasonable person

Figure1- Hey, wanna come to my party?
Figure2- No! Your parties are always horrible!
Figure3- Stop being such a sour nugget!

Girl1- I love your top!
Girl2- I love it too! Your's is okay.
Girl1- Whatever, sour nugget.

Sour nugget by laminlover#5 April 4, 2013

Sour ham 

Person who is always negative, victimizes themselves, puts the blame on other people and never takes accountability for their faults, shoots others aspirations down, nags their boyfriend or girlfriend even in social settings. The Sour Ham is generally uncomfortable to be around, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth when you finish dealing with them.

Similar to eating a sandwich made with sour ham.

"Man, my ex-girlfriend was such a sour ham."

Sour ham by NMFD June 23, 2013

Sour flower 

A vagina that is hot , sweaty, and smells like tuna.

I was met up with my girlfriend after work yesterday and she made me have a sour flower! I rushed home and brushed my tounge to get rid of my tuna breathe.

Sour flower by Raznhell2442 April 17, 2015

Sour horse milk

The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.

"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"

Sour horse milk by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

sour daughter 

The female on the receiving end of the "Sugar Daddy"

Jared makes $450,000 a year, his Sour Daughter must be spending it.

sour daughter by throwthisshitaway June 14, 2016

Sour Sloth

The Sour Sloth is the sexual act of taking your girl from behind, fucking her hard enough that she walks slightly bent over afterwords. The sour part comes next(and also on her face), Simply bust a nut into her nostrils right before she asks to cuddle. Thus; she sluggishly wanders like a Sour Sloth to the bathroom to get cleaned up.

Person 1: My girl and I decided to experiment with different kinds of sex acts last night. Person 2: Oh yeah? Cool. What'd you end up doing? Person 1: She got kinky so I decided to turn her into a Sour Sloth.

Sour Sloth by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016