Somers

A small town in Connecticut that is actually a very beautiful place to grow up. Many kids complain that there's nothing to do here and that it isn't any fun, but the Bowers Lacrosse Tournament is hosted here every year as well as the Four Town Fair.

Somers is so small that rumors spread incredibly fast, but on the flip side, everyone will know and be there for you if something bad happens.

About a third of the town is farmland, and there is probably one horse to every five residents.
Nearly the entire youth population plays lacrosse, the dominant sport here. Somers Lax teams are amazing and have a spirit of unity for the most part.
The funny thing here is that half of the town is very privileged, and the other half is dirt poor and relies on welfare.

The schools are pretty great, with many smart students.
Somers is a great town!

Boy 1: So what are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I have a lacrosse tournament in Somers!
Boy 1: The Bowers? Man, I wish I never quit lacrosse. It's just that those Somers kids beat us every time and it was annoying me.
Boy 2: Bro, you kidding me? Bowers is the reason why I still play!
Girl: The barn that I ride at is in Somers, it's really nice there!

by LAXBabe March 29, 2012

Somer

A girl whose parents didn't know how to spell Summer. A complete bitch. A moron who doesn't know her way and is annoying. She thinks that she's ahead of anyone, but really she's not. She's pathetic and she likes to bring up shit from long ago. She constantly harasses people over and over and has no disregard for herself or others. She's the reason why people think about the worst. She's a bully to all of those around her and takes advantage of those who want to help her. Watch out because she's a snake and will stab you behind the back when you're not looking.

Daniel: Hey, what have you been up to?
Mike: Talking to Somer. She's really sweet-
Daniel: Excuse me? Somer? She's a fucking bitch. Be careful dude, she would stab ya behind the back.
Mike: Seriously? I had a notion that she could have been a bitch. Thanks for the heads up bro.

by yellowthello July 18, 2018

Somerset, California

the stupidest town ever in california that is boring and has nothing good to do...it traps children from doing things they wish to do

Man, i hella need to get out of hillbilly hell in Somerset, California ...it's so retarded

by JellaPhobe123 May 14, 2011

sommer and rice

A beutiful couple!!!! They're fucking goals!!!

"Aww I ship Sommer and Rice together"
"Too cute. Rice and Sommer are goals "

by The.Clout.Gang September 23, 2017

Slimer

A person who eats frozen slime

You:are you a slimer

Me:no I don't eat slime

by I'm a yeety boi October 12, 2018

Somerset

Small city surrounded by cornfields. Located in South-East Pennsylvania. Capital of Somerset County.

Somerset is a nice place, our family has been here for 3 generations.

by moshy3180 January 2, 2019

Sommer

A girl who appears different from others. She's beautiful, smart, funny, and will be the best friend you can ever have. If you ever fall for a Sommer they are usually hard to get. They don't put out for you right away leaving you to wanting more. ( sometimes the CEO of being a tease ) If you ever get a Sommer don't let her go they are very loyal and loving and honest. Sommer's are very athletic, strong, smart, adn don't give a fuck about what people think. But don't ever mess with them because like I said they are very strong and can whoop yo a**. Sommer's are loved by everyone, and will always be there for you no matter what. Sommer's tend to put your happiness before their own.

She is hard to get must be a sommer

by lollipop79434 March 31, 2020