The Human Snowman

Where there is a person laying flat on the bed and cum covering the entire body

Person 1: Man, I'm so tired.
Person 2: That's the because you made me the human snowman last night.

by ungabunga04 July 1, 2021

Snowman

Snowman

Snowman a Angry Short Blind plumber with a Micro Penis

by Angryplumber June 15, 2022

Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

snowman powder

A nickname for cocaine. Sounds like it came from a 1980s animated film about fairies.

Guy 1: Dude, I need a fix. Let's go get some snowman powder.
Guy 2: What the fuck is that? Sounds like some gay shit.

by TheRealDickCox November 27, 2010

sliding snowman

When you and your gf are having sex you take a pile of snow and shove it in her vagina/ass and watch it slide out.

Her: oh yeah harder !
Him: takes snow and puts into Vagina.
Her: did you just sliding snowman me

by Fowshow June 14, 2017

Snowperson/Snowman

A white person

Look at that fuckin Snowperson/snowman!

by 0orange_iron May 29, 2020

Abominable Snowman

When an overweight/overly obese man is doing anal and ejaculates large amounts of semen inside the rectal cavity. Thus the act of a Santa Claus parody. Because everyone knows Santa gets pussy from Mrs. clause

“Man that beared jiggalo sure did cum a lot in sally’s Ass.

“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”

by Boogieclyde December 25, 2018