Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Snorkel

Smoking meth and using a clear hose with water in it(like a bong) and a glass tube on the end of it. It's basically a filtered(water) hot rail.The glass tube is heated and then placed over the drugs. The hose is put up to the nostril and inhaled, resulting in exhaling a large amount of smoke. The hose makes a bubbling sound (similiar to a bong) which is why we call it snorkeling.

Will you snorkel me?
Wanna snorkel some poo?

"Wyd? " "snorkeling, wbu?"

by Lidelia April 29, 2021

Snorkel tough

Going down on a stinky ass bitch

I went down on this hooker last night and I've never been in a worse situation snorkel toughing in my life I threw up in my mouth four times!

by Jytterbug May 2, 2021

rocky snorkel

The act of fellating a man's penis as he passes a kidney stone into the fellator's mouth.

Dude, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie the worst rocky snorkel, no wonder their marriage is on the rocks.

by Marty O 3.0 March 12, 2017

Pink snorkel

When a guy is going down on a girl with a snorkel on and she squirts and he keeps eating her out while she is squirting and then he spits it back in her face.

Hey y’all I gave BJ’s sister a pink snorkel last night!

by Ricky Nevada May 11, 2018

Snorkel twin

Similar to Eskimo brothers, but includes receiving an STI/STD and finding out from your buddy they also have the same STI/STD from the same girl.

Alex: Dude Patricia gave me chlamydia.

Luke: dude she gave it to me too!

Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*

by Billy Joe Jackson December 2, 2020

Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025