snookered

caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

Dude, I'm so snookered right now

by pendy4432 July 30, 2008

snookered

That moment when you find it difficult to function after taking 1 too many pellets!

Oh man they pellets are brilliant, I'm pure snookered.

by Peas and Gravy August 23, 2009

Snooter

A non-official term from the game of cricket referring to a bowler's delivery that completely bamboozles a batsman, and usually results in a wicket

"Warnie bowled him with a snooter".

by RJA1234 October 9, 2006

snookerpuff

another word for someone really close to you. a loved one

katterine was jakes snookerpuff

by jakeals August 1, 2010

snookerton

A relatively hot girl at a bar or party. Usually noticed by one member of a group of prowling men and relayed to the rest of the group.

Hey man, check out that snookerton over there by the bar.

by Mulletia6 September 27, 2017

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

Snookered

To put a males foreskin over another males ball bag, This act can be done between any 2-3 consenting males.

Hey Dave, do you fancy being snookered this evening

by TheSnookerMaster June 5, 2025