(Noun) A tool used to aid in the collection of midgets and or all other small creatures with the intent to steal human souls.
After watching a female midget steal the soul from a helpless child i took quick action. I noticed the midget was heading due west so i used my normal legs, which enabled to move much faster, and went ahead of the midgets path. I quickly set up the Midget Snare and jumped behind a bush. As the midget ran her little foot entered the small loop laid on the ground. The 20 pound fishing line quickly tighted around the creatures leg and with a snap, launched her into the air. She was whiplashed back down and swung with nothing but fear in her eyes. It was the best Example of a Midget Snare ever. As she dangled in the air waving those little arms attempting to free herself i ran out and beat the midget with a stick. After 4 strong hits she released the childs soul and gave up all hope. I put her in my Midget Collection Bag and went on my way to return the childs soul.
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March 26, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude.
Her snarky remarks had half the room on the floor laughing and the other half ready to walk out. "
This definition is ironically highly endemic of snarkiness. Only a snark would say that being a snark is a good thing at all.
In fact its quite obvious that someone who behaves in a snarky manner and views their own behavior self-righteously wrote this.
By definition "snarky" is derogatory.
It means to not give the "principle of charity" (google that) to things others say which you disagree with, and in fact specifically withhold it as much as is humanly possible. It means to make straw men out of everything said you disagree with, and then pompously ridiculing the strawman you've errected in place of what was actually said, but acting like it was the actual thing said when your dishonest tactics are addressed. It means, not only being sarcastic, but being self righteous, condescending, and pompous. It means not accurately seeing things, and instead having them skewed by your desires, your ego, etc.
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March 26, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude.
Her snarky remarks had half the room on the floor laughing and the other half ready to walk out. "
This definition is ironically highly endemic of snarkiness. Only a snark would say that being a snark is a good thing at all.
In fact its quite obvious that someone who behaves in a snarky manner and views their own behavior self-righteously wrote this.
By definition "snarky" is derogatory.
It means to not give the "principle of charity" (google that) to things others say which you disagree with, and in fact specifically withhold it as much as is humanly possible. It means to make straw men out of everything said you disagree with, and then pompously ridiculing the strawman you've errected in place of what was actually said, but acting like it was the actual thing said when your dishonest tactics are addressed. It means, not only being sarcastic, but being self righteous, condescending, and pompous. It means not accurately seeing things, and instead having them skewed by your desires, your ego, etc.
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can be used in a joking manner with friends who play gotcha games.
can be used in a joking manner with friends who play gotcha games.
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Bystander " No probl- oh-oh my god, what is that smell? Was that a Snart?!"
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