bone smuggler

someone who has sexual intercourse with someone else currently dating a third party.

So if Bridget and Robert are dating and Bridget and Marty are boning, then Marty is the smuggler, Brigdet is the smugglee, and Robert is getting smuggled. Marty is bone smuggler.

by Jon Ringo September 20, 2008

love smuggler

A term, coined by Shakespeare describing a person (usually of male gender)who willingly accepts a gift of love wee (sperm) into their love cave (anus). Upon receival, it is usually stored in the same region as a concealed drug, which often leads to confusion and embarrassment at customs.

Lady Macbeth: Out, damned spot! out, I say! Thou art the spot of a love smuggler!

by Barrington Cockpiss April 26, 2006

ganja-smuggler

slang for someone selling marijuana

That guy sells mad herb, hes a serious ganja smuggler.

by eternalcrux December 12, 2003

smuggling tic-tacs

To have hard nipples that are seen through your shirt.

"Dude, I'm smuggling tic-tacs. It's cold"

by Lucy October 20, 2004

Smuggy

Someone who is smug and egotistical beyond comprehension.

Eugene was so smuggy when he showed up to the office smiling because he had a new and better haircut than everyone else.

by Lips and butt September 25, 2018

Wok Smuggler

A person with a pot belly, which resembles them smuggling an overturned wok under their t-shirt.

"Has he put on weight or is he just smuggling a Wok under his shirt"
"Oi Wok Smuggler... you need to loose some weight"... "leave my Wok alone!!!"

by Kerbie_2009 February 5, 2009

Detroit Smuggler

When someone defecates on you (see: Cleveland Steamer) while driving an American-made car across the border to Canada.

I got stopped at the border attempting a Detroit Smuggler with my life-partner

by D4NGER May 22, 2011