Smoshed

The Act of getting drunk and replacing your vowels with "O" sounds.

Started By Katie in late 1857, in the sleepy town of Freo.

Person 1- "Omg! Caitmon got soooo smoshed on saturday noight!"
Person 2- "I know, she loike yokked everywhere, hell mong."
Person 1- "Grouse toime though"
Person 2- "Yah Mon, so glad you're my bast frund!"
Person 1- "Mon, we're bust frunz for uvah"

by ratch. April 6, 2009

Smother

A wet, creamy, soft poop. It is often conpaired to ice cream.

Dude 1: hey man I just had the best smother
Dude 2: hey same
Dude 1: cool.
Dude 2: ya.

by Gambino rocks March 27, 2015

Springfield Smasher

Sex position in which the female lays on her back with her legs behind her head, while being thruster by her parter who is positioned above her and facing the opposite direction.

Cam and Emily were horny so they did the Springfield Smasher.

by dylandalton April 19, 2015

brazilian smother monkey

Where a girl uses a dildo into a dogs butt and deep throats it balls and all

U want to try a Brazilian smother monkey

by Bunny 6969 April 12, 2017

smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.

I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014

sloshery

Complete shit, aids, cancer etc.

Oh this is an absolute sloshery

Why you being such a sloshery

by MackenzBeast November 17, 2016

Smothercake

The act of a woman straddling one's face with her exposed vagina in an effort to solicit cunnilingus. May also be initiated my someone by pulling a woman on top of their face

When I get you home I'm gonna smothercake that handsome face.

Damn girl, I'm hongry. Why don't you give me a little smothercake.

by Scorchedpork April 25, 2017