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smooth move Gilligan

smooth move Gilligan
This is what you say to someone who just did something terribly stupid and foolish,like the TV character Gilligan.
Gilligan's Island
Skippppper!!!
Oh little buddy!
The professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligan's Island.
Why are your clothes all torn and covered with monkey feces?
I slipped in a plie of monkey poop on my way to feed Mr.Peepers.
Oh smooth move Gilligan!
Ooh snap, you shit covered retard.
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
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Smooth Brain

When you underperformed at Magic the Gathering the most skill based game of all time so you convert to Flesh and Blood so you can win coin toss games.
I thought he was a smart guy so I avoided him cause i thought he was an incel but turns out he is a Smooth Brain Dickless Midget so i hooked up with him cause he is much easier to control.
by Vortakainia August 26, 2021
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Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.
Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!
by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008
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smooth shit

This light saber is the coolest. When I wanna be a bad guy I use the blue light and when I wanna be a good guy I just smooth shit to red.
by so micro January 14, 2006
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Smooth and Nice

A verbal high-five from one guy to another. Generally directed at an enticing (smooth) or sexual (nice) action.
TJ: "Anything exciting happen last night?"
David: "Well at one point we crammed like ten people into a car. Naturally I had a girl on my lap because of this. She was wearing a skirt, so I got my diddle on."
TJ: "With everybody else in the car?"
David: "Hells yeah!"
TJ: "Smooth and nice"
by Beat Slice Fresh February 10, 2009
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smooth sherlock

when someone makes a smooth transition from failblog to leet in less than 5 seconds.
The story as it's told.
Five: I was watching squirels mate, and I rode my bicycle into a parked car, and I looked around for witnesses, and I got back on my bicycle, and I rode around the corner to safety to set my broken leg.
Everyone: Smooth Sherlock!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 23, 2011
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Smooth Smoothie

A smoothie that is exeptionally smooth. Smoother and the average smoothie.
by Quibnar April 13, 2011
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