molding smasher

a female with an exeptionaly large arse, when they try to pass through doorways there arse usually catches the moldings around the door and breaks them

jordee: holy fuck amber was at my house today she's such a molding smasher
jeremy: really???! how many doors did she go through??

by vanor February 1, 2009

torta smashing

a man who enjoys having sex with a fat chic.

"dude a cant believe brandon has been torta smashing all week; there wont be any snacks left in the house!!"

by dbginyu April 27, 2010

Greensborough Smash

The 'Greensborough Smash' is when 4 or more men from Greensborough, Melbourne, Australia all go ahead and pick a girl they want to 'smash' they then annihilate her until she is bleeding out of both her ears. They then use this blood as lube for their next victim.

Person 1: How did Stacy die?

Person 2: Heard she got the Greensborough Smash

by ekned_123 October 25, 2016

smash your box

a phrase used in the southern eastern region of Victoria. Smash your box's closest translation is pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.

oi teegan im gonna smash your box

by Cyril Rioli May 3, 2008

tit smash

What happens when a girl hugs you really tight from any direction.

Compression of tits = Tit Smash.

'So i was lying on the floor and this girl came and laid on top of me, total tit smash'

by SquallyWrath November 26, 2007

Paki-Smash

When a person of Pakistani descent takes a huge dump.

"That swarthy construction worker just Paki Smashed my bathroom."

"I need to paki-smash this bitch" (Applebees)

by RonnieRules October 20, 2009

Egg. Fist. Smash.

When an egg is thrusted into a woman's vagina, and then while the egg is still stuck up inside the woman's vagina, she is then punched, or stomped, in the ovaries in a fashion that causes the egg to break inside of the woman.

"I can't believe you just performed Egg. Fist. Smash. on that bitch!"

by notinthecards January 7, 2012