slime poker

Slang for a straight guy.

He's not gay, he's a slime poker.

by Woodbeard February 25, 2020

pimp slime

When your gabbing is so good, you become a woke bloke and everyone wants to be surrounded by your excellence.

Giuseppe couldn't even pretend like he wasn't aware of how well he was talking at the horse festival. He continued to drop the pimp slime so good that everyone stopped their conversation and listened to him. Giuseppe got 3 girls pregnant that night.

by woke bloke October 29, 2018

Slime Tube

1. A nasty, filthy place.
2. Slang term for a woman's naughty bits.

1. That back alley over there is such a Slime Tube!
2. That girl's Slime Tube made a cyst the other day.

by Slime Tuber May 31, 2011

yeast slime

Yummy cunt juice from the annals of love.

lets lick some yeast slime.

by SmashNorms235112 October 13, 2010

spankin slime

lubricant used for masturbation i.e. "jerking off" or "spankin it" also known as motion lotion

Oooh, a new porno in the mail...fuck, where did i put my spankin slime?

by Chaos Spawn March 17, 2010

slime arse

Cheat, con-man (UK & Australia)

He looks like a slime arse, a hypocritical liar who's in the right profession for the "skills"...

Which dubious celebrity slime-arse is next to be exposed as ein fiddler of de poor ickle kiddies?

The city is actually pressuring certain businesses to sell their properties so as to allow slime-arse developers to build 200-unit appartments...

by slimearse July 12, 2009

Slime Tube

Slang for a woman's vagina. Generally speaking this is not the preferred nomenclature among women.

I spent some time exploring the slime tube with Sally last night.

by Iamabadpersonandaselfishlover May 31, 2011