Open Face Parkdale Slider

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.

"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."

by Kdiamondz April 7, 2013

Semen Slider

When a man ejaculates on a woman's boobs and proceeds to use the semen as lubricant to titty fuck her

"Wow dude, I was so into it I did a semen slider"

by popyerpussi May 17, 2018

Clean Slider

When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.

Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
I had a clean slider man.

by very epic mans May 12, 2021

Slider

Reality checker without which progress ain't happening.
That thing that makes the next step possible.

Workfront necessary. "If it ain't slid, it ain't did."

If you want it to happen, move yo slider.

by Melafunny September 16, 2021

Colorado Pork Slider

When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen

by Vinlggam June 16, 2022

Oregon Slider

When one shits in a hot dog and the man ejaculates on top of the hot dog, then puts his penis in the middle of the shitty hot dog while the girl eats it.

Bro, Jim gave Kary a Oregon Slider last night, I heard it got messy when it was done.

by WEABO 3000 February 17, 2018

Slider

Noun

A car sales term used to describe an inexpensive car or challenged credit buyer

“You said you have a 2012 Chevy Cruze with 248k miles. Oh yeah… that’s definitely a slider.”

by ogslider713 June 13, 2022