Slater

a white boy with really nappy hair who owns a vast menagerie of flat brims

"dude, look at that Slater"
"He's so thug! I bet all the girls want his hair"
" I wish i had nappy hair! It's a gurlmagnett!"

Dude 1: Man I wish i was a slater
Dude 2:why man? All he has are a bunch of flatbrims...
dude 1: It's whats UNDER the flat brim that counts!!

by beauxjangles November 8, 2010

scatterbrain

n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.

Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.

by Bro May 13, 2004

mongolian scatterbomb

a term where by a women is shagged in ever hole in a her body (2 X vagina, 2 X bumhole, 1 X mouth, 2 X hands) by 7 blokes.

victoria went to a her house one day where she was met by 7 blokes with erections, they then proceeded to give her a mongolian scatterbomb

by fergus1 October 23, 2006

scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

by u dont know April 27, 2006

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

Slater

To crash and burn in such an exteme way as to call significant attention to yourself. In reference to Steve Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who blew up and popped the emergency slide of a Jet Blue plane in New York, grabbed a couple of beers after dropping a few F-bombs ovet the intercom, and slid down to the tarmac.

To totally lose your cool in the extreme.

Synonym, to go postal

Wow, that waiter really pulled a slater when he dumped that water on your lap!

by Rosstumpf August 11, 2010

Scattered

Scattered is when your somewhere and something comes and you leave abruptly

Mark : Then the police came so we all scattered

by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016