Tech Slapped

To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.

Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."

by PA Bucket November 22, 2011

Old Slapper Wasted

To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.

"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"

by Brois May 16, 2014

Weasel Slapper

A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.

Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Salad Slapper

An insult toward someone meaning they slap vaginas. (Not in a nice or kinky slap either. Just a mean harsh kinda "Fuck you" slap.)

"GET OUT A HERE YA SALAD SLAPPER!"

(Past tense)
"Oh yeah! I just salad slapped those bitches!"

by Fatdog700 March 2, 2018

Coochie Slapper

To treat coochie with respect, but at the same time play with it intensely.

"I SURE COOCHIE SLAPPED MY GIRL LAST NIGHT"

"Brian sure is a coochie slapper!"

by Glossoholic September 25, 2018

Jack-slapped

Slapped so hard you forgot everything you know, I.e., you don't know Jack..Jack-slapped

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped

by Nepuuuu January 1, 2020

Portable slapper

That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.

Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!

by Phizgig April 20, 2020