tall in the saddle

Big package, he be packin’, large dong

That cowboy was tall in the saddle. All of the ladies swoon when he come yonder.

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Swaddler

A person who likes swallowing balls

You are such a swaddler

by oranges are bannanas too March 16, 2011

White Saddle Cowboy

A sexual position in which a woman is on her hands and knees and a man is sitting on he back or giving it to her anally. To make it a side saddle cowboy the man pulls his penis out of the woman's anus and moves up her back and slides down her left or right side as she tries to buck him off like a bull. In the end the man cums on the underside of the woman's breast.

I did a white saddle cowboy with Cindy last night.

by BING BONG BROTHER December 2, 2009

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 24, 2003

Saddle tramp

A person who cannot drive and has no shame in asking for a lift

I had to take that saddle tramp home from work again today

by Poorash October 8, 2010

Sladded

a word to be posted on friends facebook wall or txt to friend when you have added a random slut on facebook.

just sladded

by iamchink December 20, 2010

Blazin' Saddle

A burning sensation, residual effects often lasting 3-5 minutes, caused by the properties of a shit being either gargantuan in size, spicy in content or both. The consequential result displaying characteristics reminiscent of early American cowboys' bow legged walking style due to long periods of horseback riding.

"I'd help you move the couch if it wasn't for that Blazin' Saddle..."

"Heroin overdose, black market kidney removal and Blazin' Saddle are the only reasons to take a cold bath."

by Lane Train January 29, 2009