Shadow Simping

Simping on a girl who is already in a relationship

Gus is cool but he’s always shadow simping so he’s kinda hard to trust

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022

shadow simping

Simping on a girl who is already in a relationship

“Gus is cool but he’s always shadow simping Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022

Straight Simping

A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl

“Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”

Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute

by track.fruit22 May 24, 2022

virtue simping

A simp or an incel that calls out other simps, and incels in hopes of gaining positive attention from the men or women they're trying to sleep with.

Does he really think his virtue simping is going to get him laid.

by Ash4796 April 21, 2023

Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.

Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.

by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025

Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene

P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”

by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025

One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs

John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back

by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020