silent football

A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by the Grand Master. Players must call him Grand Master. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by the Grand Master. Players may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player or any other way of pointing or motioning to another player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. If any type of motion is used three times in a row, a Penance Point is given. Players must raise their hand and be called on by the Grand Master. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.

silent football?

sure turn off the lights, find a lantern and gather round

by fishboy July 13, 2020

silent wonder

A phenomenon that's emerged during the COVID-19 pandemic, as schools and colleges resume lessons in virtual settings. In Zoom class meetings, they are the people who have their audio and video off, don't use the chat and are basically just worthless names on a screen. Woe betide you if you get stuck in a discussion group with silent wonders.

They really should make it so everybody has to turn their cameras and audio on or fail the course. That would deal with the silent wonder problem.

by TheRealDiamond02 November 12, 2020

Silent Holler

When you give someone a "POKE" on Facebook.

"you always poke me.. but we don't talk??? haha weirdo!"

"It's my silent holler to you"

by MyYummyCoconut December 7, 2011

Silent Witness

1: An individual who witnesses a crime who does not speak up out of the fear that either their family or themselves may be attacked in retaliation for speaking up
2: An individual who reports a crime, who chooses to remain anonymous when doing so to avoid being identified and forced to testify about the crime

A silent witness just reported the murder of an unidentified person on Montuyoc Avenue.

by Vanguard 1998 March 18, 2021

Silent Stoner

A stoner who doesn't talk much when high. Usually because they're lost in their own thoughts, or because they have nothing to say.

Dave: Eric doesn't talk much when he's high.

Michael: Probably cause he's a silent stoner.

by blueberry42 February 27, 2014

Silent Fingers

Whales linked to underwater mafia organizations who use stealth tactics to assassinate Japanese whaling company employees.

Silent fingers the and world's most wanted, "The Flipper of Death". An extreme activist for the freedom and equality of marine life.

by Jerryjester April 17, 2010

Silent Dart

It's when last night's dinner suddenly visits your colon after it's been brewing up for hours and is released as a wet fart or liquid rocket in your undershorts

John took in a movie with Monica and suddenly released the Silent Dart that had been developing for 8 hours and shit himself

by BIG T 49 March 12, 2023