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silent football 

A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by the Grand Master. Players must call him Grand Master. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by the Grand Master. Players may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player or any other way of pointing or motioning to another player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. If any type of motion is used three times in a row, a Penance Point is given. Players must raise their hand and be called on by the Grand Master. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.
silent football?

sure turn off the lights, find a lantern and gather round
silent football by fishboy July 13, 2020
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silent wonder 

A phenomenon that's emerged during the COVID-19 pandemic, as schools and colleges resume lessons in virtual settings. In Zoom class meetings, they are the people who have their audio and video off, don't use the chat and are basically just worthless names on a screen. Woe betide you if you get stuck in a discussion group with silent wonders.
They really should make it so everybody has to turn their cameras and audio on or fail the course. That would deal with the silent wonder problem.
silent wonder by TheRealDiamond02 November 12, 2020

Silent Brian 

A Silent Brian is some one who goes completely silent whilst gaming because they are a sweat.
Look out boys, David's being a silent Brian!
Looks like we've got a Silent Brian over here!
Silent Brian by SH4D0WST0RMX2020 November 12, 2020

Silent Witness 

1: An individual who witnesses a crime who does not speak up out of the fear that either their family or themselves may be attacked in retaliation for speaking up
2: An individual who reports a crime, who chooses to remain anonymous when doing so to avoid being identified and forced to testify about the crime
A silent witness just reported the murder of an unidentified person on Montuyoc Avenue.
Silent Witness by Vanguard 1998 March 18, 2021

Silent Screamer 

That voice in your head that shouts suggestions and makes demands of those around you, but it stays inside your head. Nobody ever knows unless you voice it or act on it.
For example, if you are talking to a friend that you are bonded to, love and happen to also be attracted to, the 'Silent Screamer' may show up and start saying s*** you never meant to think.

FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!

ME: Thank you! Good to see you!

SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!

ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...

FRIEND: What??

ME: What do you mean what?

FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?

ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.

FRIEND: ok...

ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
Silent Screamer by Belch Queen March 20, 2021

Silent duck 

The hand shape you make, shaping your hand like a ducks beak, so you can slip inside another person to begin fisting.
Slide that silent duck in I’m ready for action”
Silent duck by Iron Wombat October 5, 2021

Silent Hill 

A very good game series.

THE MOVIES ARE SHIT.
SILENT HILL IS FUN
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT

HILL IS GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

BOGEYMAN HAMMER TASTES SO GOOD LEMME CRUSH YOUR SKULL WITH IT PLS I TASTE GOOD.
Silent Hill by TheTrueDoomsdon November 30, 2022