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Silencio 

The Spanish Word for silence. Used to quiet various size groups of people in a fast effective manner. From Chapelle's Show Season 2, the "Racial Draft 2004."
P-Macky could not think of a better way to quiet the students other than to shout "Silencio"!
Silencio by Dan J September 27, 2005

Silencer 

A silencer is a make-shift product to allow quiet, shameless defecations in public toilets.

A silencer is when a person bunches up a bit of toilet paper, and quickly places it in the water retaining part of the toilet bowl.

Thus, was a foreign object (fecial matter) drops into the toilet, there is no splash, and therefore no noise is created, allowing the person to walk confidently out without being given terrible terrible looks.

One downside to this is that it does not protect the person from their own gaseous discharge before the act of defecation.
Guy 1 - "Oh gosh, oh golly, I gonna crap myself,......, but I cant let anyone know im doing it, because,......., Ive been eating nothing but Indian curries and beans!, ......, oh god, its crowning!!!!!!!"

Guy 2 - "Hey buster, dont worry, use a silencer, its fine man, honestly, in Silencer we trust"

Guy 1 - "Than........ (fart)...... i gotta g-....... whoa nelly!"
Silencer by Caffo November 9, 2009

Silxncedツ 

Silxncedツ is a great friend who eats grapes. Some famous quotes are "HUMP THE BOAT" - "I WILL HUMP THE BOAT OVER THERE" and more.
"Silxncedツ DONT HUMP THE BOAT AGAIN OH GOD"
Silxncedツ by Corgii March 19, 2021

Meat Silencer

The erection an officer of the law experiences as he is stacking up behind other officers before making a forced entry into a private dwelling.
Damn, Bob was grinding his meat silencer into my back just before we busted into that drug dealers house!!!

ghetto silencer 

plastic soda bottle placed over the end of handgun to lessen the noise when fired
The bown-out plastic bottle found at the scene of the murder suggest that the shooter used a ghetto silencer
ghetto silencer by dolamite March 22, 2007

Shilence 

something you say when yelling shut up and silence isn't enough; a combination of shut up and silence
Girl : "I'm obviously better than you."
Guy: "Ahhhh! Shilence! -_-"
Shilence by V<D September 18, 2011