Guareas: This image triggered my simulacrumidiosyncraticfamilieaphobia *shows image on phone*
Ehriekta: How the hell did you just say that????
Guareas: It's in the name, buddy.
Ehriekta: But your name doesn't mean anything :/ our writer is just too lazy to find uncommon normal names and got creative.
Guareas: Who's the editor?
Ehriekta: He has a blue switch keyboard you should be able to hear him from a mile away.
Ehriekta: How the hell did you just say that????
Guareas: It's in the name, buddy.
Ehriekta: But your name doesn't mean anything :/ our writer is just too lazy to find uncommon normal names and got creative.
Guareas: Who's the editor?
Ehriekta: He has a blue switch keyboard you should be able to hear him from a mile away.
by SirCompliments June 16, 2020
Get the simulacrumidiosyncraticfamilieaphobia mug.A means of stimulating the clitoris. Generally referring to a device such as vibrator, but there are various other stimulators available.
Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
"For goodness' sake, Humphrey, wake up at once! You may have jerked a massive cumload into my cunt with your predictable pump action, but if I am going to get off tonight, you had better apply a clitoral stimulator to my love button!"
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
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Designed as a means to enhance clitoral stimulation, with specially positioned nodules on the palmar aspect. It is made from PVC and is worn on a finger during digital stimulation of the clitoris or other genital structures.
It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.
The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.
I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!
A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?
Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.
The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.
I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!
A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?
Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
"What is that you are wearing on your finger, Mummy?"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
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I bought myself an asshole-stimulator. It will give me great sexual pleasure while not being subjected to the passé term, “butt plug”.
by Smammon September 12, 2019
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Get the simvlator mug.A simulaton is an entity in a simulation. For instance, if the whole world is a simulated computer worlds, people would be simulatons. The word has the same style of root as "automaton" does. An automaton is the product of automation, while a simulaton is the product of simulation.
Pronounciation: SIH-mule-uh-tawn
Pronounciation: SIH-mule-uh-tawn
The simulatons pooled their knowledge and concluded that they were indeed constructs in a vast computer system.
by Milos Djokovic August 19, 2007
Get the simulaton mug.In short - Male penis or Female Clitorus
Also pre fix with "Internal" Male Prostate or Female G-spot
Term to be used in puplic,work,professional environments when subtleness is key.
Also pre fix with "Internal" Male Prostate or Female G-spot
Term to be used in puplic,work,professional environments when subtleness is key.
Jane: Hey, what did you and Bill do last night?
Amy:We watched a movie .... and today my External Stimulatory Gland is sore
Tim: Norm, Want to grab lunch today?
Norm: Naaa , I can't, my secretary needs me to work on her external stimulatory gland.
Amy:We watched a movie .... and today my External Stimulatory Gland is sore
Tim: Norm, Want to grab lunch today?
Norm: Naaa , I can't, my secretary needs me to work on her external stimulatory gland.
by TheReal Boo-urns August 5, 2011
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