cancel simulator

what the real men play

"do you play cancel simulator"
"no"
"bruh imagine not being cancelled"
"..."

by povwhenthe May 9, 2021

simulator

a game

i am playing a simulator

by anonymous April 16, 2022

diabolical lick simulator

Diabolical Lick Simulator is a upcoming game made by JesseFards and will release on July 1st 2023 for the SNext, also coming on Gamejolt, itch.io, Yeah I'm not sure about that. The game is being developed using the Scratch 3.0 engine, which is quite surprising for such a big game, But it's being developed anyway. The game consists of 3 main characters,
A 17 year old senior named Dude, a 15 year old Sophomore named Nerd, and a fucking emo bitch that is 16 years old, also a Junior, fuck him and Nerd, his name is Emo.
In genocide, Emo commits suicide and Nerd gets killed by Dude, but in pacifist,
Oh ho ho- No. Fuck it.
Dude and Nerd have sex. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!? HOMOSEXUALITY!?!?!?!? NO!!!!
I WILL NOT PUT THIS SHIT IN MY FUCKING GAME!!!! IM GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT!!!! BLEHHH!!!!!
Ok Ok, I'll stop, That's all.

lets play diabolical lick simulator you stupid bitch, kys.

by JesseFards May 6, 2022

Euro Truck Simulator 2

Slang used by many senior citizens living in retirement homes referring to a rough, sweaty, meaty, nutritious, celebratory, exciting, crusty, emotional, noble, kingly, tear-jerking, political, hungry, looping, lethal, gratifying, refreshing, refrigerating, pleasant, knightly, daily, numerical, busy, and teal gay orgy

"My grandma is OBSESSED with Euro Truck Simulator 2"
"No Way! Mine too!"

by Rowan Charrington April 13, 2024

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

Bee Swarm Simulator

A GAME THAT IS HARDER THAN ELDEN RING.

"Bro, I hate Bee Swarm Simulator. It is so fucking hard."

by Mr.Bee255 May 24, 2024

Apple Pie Simulator

To tell a softy to leave a game, Most of the time a bloody pvp game

softy: This game has to much blood
Normal person:ok go back to Apple Pie Simulator.
softy:*Crys*

by X1bd September 11, 2022