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Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.
“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.
by cathchild June 18, 2022
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Gyno-splaining

The scientific Latin version of Womansplaining.

It's basically the opposite of mansplaining.

A woman explaining something or anything in a condescending way to a man.
This woman accused me of mansplaining. She proceeded to use Gyno-splaining against me. I told her "I didn't know I was speaking to someone with a mental illiness..." Then I walked away.
by TheRealSlim-Shady August 20, 2022
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bloom shining

bloom shining is combining outdoor plants or outdoor art to the inside of your house by putting them near a window so it shows inside the house.
i like your bloom shining with the rose bush so close to the window, it appears to be inside the house.
by Von trudelburg November 27, 2022
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Woman-splaining

Jessica was woman-splaining very hard.
by Knosemore October 3, 2022
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The Shining

Hallorann in the Shining, talked about how he and his grandmother "carried on a conversation without ever opening their mouth or moving their lips." It was called shining. " The movie also hints what causes the shining, and that it is painful and unwanted.
The shining can be translated into two parts. "No fish monkey gloves that live with their parents." From Darwin, people could think earth adapts from fish to monkey and people could be clinging to their kids two much and they don't want them to become successful through adaption.
by MicaiahM1989 January 18, 2023
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retard-splaining

1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.

2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023
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Z-splaining

When a GenZ who has just barely learned something basic starts to lecture adults or decide to make a TikTok video teaching the world about this new discovery.

Related to Kidsplaining.
-Did you see Madison Z-splaining on TikTok again?

-Yeah, what was it this time?

-She just realized Slim Shady and Eminem is the same rapper

-OMG - she finish with #mindblown again?

- ofc
by jiminix January 13, 2024
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