Shortgevity

Defines the expected life span of said whatever it is your talking about it's the opposite of longevity

The shortgevity of his term will not be remembered.

by SAMABONES March 1, 2020

Shartle

chortling with laughter so hard you shit a little

Her joke was so funny that I shartled.

by GratedGinger April 8, 2020

shirtless tom

The most powerful image one can experience. Often considered by viewers to be that of legend and/or a euphoric experience.

Can we get a Shirtless Tom in the chat?

by Mr Badloss April 9, 2020

Shurtle

A mix of a sheep and turtle. Can be used to say the someone who has curly hair is slow (speed not intelligence). Used as a nickname

Wheres shurtle?

Still on her way.

by Emerald Forest April 19, 2020

shorted

To receive a short reply in response to a message that you put a lot of thought or effort into.

Friend: "Dude, it took me an hour to draft a three-paragraph essay email to my professor asking for an extension, and all I got in response was 'K'"
You: "Ugh, I hate getting shorted too."

by waffle&lust May 13, 2020

shmortled

To get fucked up, as in really drunk.

Time to get shmortled

by MrSquash November 19, 2020

shortalean

Hot looking girl from the projects

Dammmmmm shortalean over there is fly.

by anonymous February 5, 2021