Shjoomp

To quickly molest something

I’m just gonna shjoomp on over here

by 108mafia February 7, 2022

shroomtroom

a very cool awesome mutual of mine.

they seem fun to talk to (i haven’t spoken to him yet..) and i hope they add me in there mutual awards 😄

- janana

“hey do you know shroomyz?”
“you mean shroomtroom..?”
“no.”
“oh”

by janana April 14, 2022

shroomakazi on rye

fuck you dumbass bitch, this is just some random bullshit that someone said once and stuff, yeah.

oh shroomakazi on rye
that was a motherfuckin shroomakazi on rye
I shroomakazi on rye my family

by onepieceisthebest, bitch June 9, 2022

shroomba

A smurf mixed with a goat

Look this is how you draw a Shroomba

by Zach Noorzai June 14, 2022

Shroomer

Noun - A farmer of 'shrooms. Not mushrooms. SHROOMS.

Guy 1: Psst... Do ya know a guy who can hook me up with some of the green stuff tomorrow night?
Guy 2: What? No! But I know a shroomer.

Guy 1: Even better!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

dayi shroom

A type of shroom that grows on people's feet, particularly a great aunt. Wearing hiking boots and rainbow tights will increase the chance of getting this type of fungus, as will having a bassy voice and living in Africa.

Dang-it, i got some dayi shroom on my feet!

by shroom-caca December 31, 2009

ba-shroom

The undying recurrent fungicidal spawn of a common mushroom that inhabits unsuspecting bathrooms of properties that landlords don't give a fuck about. Commonly referred to as: shower shrooms or 'ass hole mushrooms that grow in the shower-because my landlord won't fix rising damp'.

'I have an ass hole of a ba-shroom and I've poured a tone of bleach on it's ass, and the cunt won't die'
'I enjoy having a ba-shroom, it gives the bathroom a real fungus-like touch'

by fuckattude January 23, 2015