shawdy

a man should be taller than his gurl/boo/baby mama/gurlfriend....
so he calls the gurl 'shawdy'...shorty

chea...x

Shawdy wassup wiff ya..??..

by L-dizzle baebee January 6, 2009

tool shed

The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.

"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."

by Harry Hole September 23, 2012

Shead

I big family with many cousin, very sexy beasts, and has there own cookbook with family recipes.

The Shead family is amazing

by laurenluvsgym August 5, 2008

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed

Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed

"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"

by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006

Biotch Shedevil

a person, female, who portrays the characteristics of a bitch and also displays acts of subtle evilness

Keith: guys, lets trash our ex girlfriends. Its fun. So I had this girlfriend once who left me for my backstabbing ex friend.

Nick: I'm a big dumb jerk, and I don't know why she would do something like that

Jacob: Cause shes a chocolate eating Biotch Shedevil, thats why!

Keith: yeah you're right about the Biotch Shedevil comment, and yes, she is a little thick around the thighs

by jerkob69 April 6, 2006

shedonist

A female hedonist.

My little dog Lulu likes to have her tummy rubbed. She's a real shedonist. (Also applicable to people!)

by Shermanstein September 26, 2009

Shed

n. A misallaneous game that exists only as an idea or proposition. The act of shed can never be followed through - only proposed and accepted. May also be classed as a sport. Any attempt to actually create a game and set of rules will result in the spontaneous combustion of the attempter's nearby village or town. v. To Shed

The Savage Cabbage : "Hey Andy, wanna play shed?"
G a.k.a 'Andy' : "Yeah"

Brian the Drunkard : (Drunkenly) "Shed?"
The Apparent Voices in his head : "Yes, Brian, Yes"

by Pasta, Hold the Sauce October 11, 2005