shampoozled

the first day after you shampoo and your hair is fluffy, flyaway, and just plain terrible

you just got out of the shower and spend what you think is a good amount of time on your hair and your thinkin your lookin good and your friend says "damn girl, you've been shampoozled"-yikes!

by analog girl in a digital world June 20, 2009

Shampeed On

Process of alowing someone to urinate on your head in order to benifit from said person's DNA.

In order for my hair to look perfect, I requested to get shampeed on by my girlfriend.

by Coachtwentytwo September 17, 2009

shampooitis

Pronounced sham-poo-eye-tiss

The feeling of shampoo going in your eyes. The I sounds the same as the word eye, and the tiss represents the stinging sensation when shampoo goes in the eyes.

Argh crap! I got shampooitis!! arrgh it burns!!

by L337Z1LL4 March 4, 2010

Shampoo Paedo

a sexual predator who preys on young children in the bath or shower

A young boy was attacked by a shampoo paedo when in his bathtub last weekend

by MrGinge10 September 19, 2010

SASP

Super Athletic Sensational Person (opposite of NARP)

The Oklahoma Sooners football team is full of SASPs.

by saspyfirework May 10, 2011

Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.

Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.

by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011

shafpalooza

A massive annual event which has taken place all over the globe, Chicago IL, Bloomington IN, Bahamas, Antarctica and Mt Rushmore, all in celebration of August 20th. The celebration of the birth of the shafattack.

Are you going to shafpalooza on Saturday at State? Yeah broski it's gonna be sick.

What are you wearing to shafpalooza on Saturday? I was thinking skinnies and my sexy top.

Wanna pregame shafpalooza?

Do you think Matt will be at shafpalooza?

by AnnabelleBroski August 22, 2011