Sarserious

A valid statement said sarcastically to disguise whether or not it is true.

I made my wife feel guilty when I made it sound like I don't go to the clubs when she accused me of it. I was so sarserious.

by Matt D. Underwood March 23, 2008

SEARS

SEARS
c-ears
Noun

1. A store at the mall that nobody plans on visiting on purpose.

2. Also an acronym for Specialty Electronics And Random Shit

1. Person1: Hey wanna go to the mall?
Person2: Sure, any store in specific?
Person1: SEARS!
Person2: Actually, I can't go anymore something came up.

2. You go into SEARS for one thing and you come out with some Specialty Electronics And Random Shit you don't ever need.

by Turtle916 May 16, 2017

shaasia

a girl who is funny, bipolar, and petty. she likes to eat crayons and eat people hair. She climbs up wall like a crazy person and looks like a roach but she is a human. she like to eat staples and lick the floor

shaasia- well i rather lick the bottom of my toe and stick a toilet up my ear

by heshe.com November 7, 2018

Shaista

Shaista is a sexy, peng gyal. She is usually fairly short and has silky black hair. Shaista has top banter with guys and girls and no guy will ever forget her wildness 😜 She has lots of friends and is extremely popular. Shaista Is very different to how she seems at first, so never judge her. Shaista is an amazing friend, but if you get on the wrong side of her she will make your life hell. It’s very hard to get on the wrong side of her though, as she’s very laid back. Shaista is a real roadgirl and is very bad ass. All the guys want her, because she is a sexy, curvy little thing, but she also has a perfect personality. Sometimes she can get jealous, but there’s hardly ever anything to get jealous about. Guys are constantly asking her out, and she feels terrible when she has to say no, because she has a massive heart. Shaista is myyyy girl and i love her xx

“Heyyy who’s that cute ass walking by giving me the eye?”

“That’s SHAISTA, she’s taken. “
“I don’t care, I will fight a grizzly bear for that sexy mamacitaaa”

by Bigvanvader November 22, 2021

scarspo

the romanticism of scars, typically self harm.

“hey can you send some scarspo i really want to bring myself to go deeper with my sh”
“sure no problem!”

by katexx May 23, 2023

Battle Scars

Self Harm scars. Many people refer to Self Harm scars as Battle Scars. Because some people look at them and it’s a reminder that they survived.

Sarah: "Yes, I have battle scars."
Joe: "What are battle scars?"
Sarah: "It's what I refer to my self harm scars as"
Joe: "That's actually cool, but i'm sorry you went through that"

by astridsplusearth June 25, 2023

Sarsh

adj. unexpected event which is unpleasant to the senses; serve or cruel

derived from the words harsh and shit

Used in the extreme event, reserved for the ultimate event or form of annoyance

You just dropped your drink and spilled it therefore 'oh sarsh'

Someone gets dissed, you make the comment 'oh that was sarsh'

Many sarsh events occur at once therefore 'Sarshalious' would be used.

by Claire Beaumont May 13, 2005