stick shaft

When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.

Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.

Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.

by stickshaft March 19, 2014

shaft blasting

Ingesting drugs up the pee pee hole (penis required)

Shaft blasting is better than boofing.

by Shaft Blaster November 25, 2015

gagging shaft

Smoking cigarettes. Aka: drilling butts.

"I was gagging shaft on my lunch break when it suddenly started to rain"

by thethethe-uh July 19, 2014

Electric shafting

Someone who sticks their dick in electric outlets.

Electric shafting- ah that was a good one im going in for seconds.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

Shaft broom

The action of a man giving head to another man and his mustache dragging across the other man's shaft, like a broom across the floor

Yeah Dustin's shaft broom really cleaned my dick last night!

by BT34M October 10, 2018

ho shaft

The fleshy space between a girls' tits when she's wearing a low cut dress open down to her navel.

Amy Adams' ho shaft was nominated for best supporting actress in American Hustle.

by El Jenna December 26, 2013

Shaft cleavage

Exposure of the proximal end of the penis without showing the tip.

Man! You really distracted me with that shaft cleavage.

by Mattmartini namregawz May 27, 2017