Semi-gayadity

The essence that something is both gay and tough at the same time.

Dimebag: I wrote this rhythm ‘cause I thought it sounded fuckin’ tough. But then I realized it was in the key of F. Now, I love playing in E and F#, but F *shakes hand* semi-gayadity.

by razor_dime July 28, 2023

laser seismograph

A highly accurate instrument which measures movement less than a millimetre deep inside the earth

The laser seismograph said there was a slight quake underneath the earth's surface.

by Nafeesa January 9, 2006

Sour-Semi

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Gatorade, Captain Morgan, and lemon juice. It was created by David H. and was given its name because of its sour taste, and hits you like a semi.
Instructions:
-Fill 1/3 of your glass with Captain Morgan.
-Fill the rest with Gatorade.
-Add a large squirt of lemon concentrate or half of a lemon.
-Stir
They best Gatorade flavors to use are: 1.Orange 2.Lemon 3.Fruit Punch

"Holy shit! How did I wake up on this roof? Oh wait, we drank sour-semi's last night...good times."

by The captain k December 31, 2012

End-of-semester-itis

when you don't care anymore because break is SOOOO CLOSE YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL IT. symptoms include: failing grades, going out on weekdays, binging Netflix, avoidance of all classes.

affects professors as well.

Kevin: Professor just ended class early. Nobody cares anymore.
Rebecca: CLEARLY, she's having end-of-semester-itis.

by t-rex-3 November 29, 2017

Semishly

exactly like "kind of" but super better
pronounced sem-ish-ly

Person one: you like this one?
Person two: ...mmmmm semishly

by bestos April 7, 2009

Semispam

Semispam is a name for the tons of email messages that fill your inbox, but you never read.

They're not Spam -- Instead, these are messages such as bill notificatiions, confirmations, weekly blogs that you mean to read but never do.

Dude, why didn't you reply to my email?

"Oh, I'm sorry, it must have gotten mixed up with all the semispam in my inbox."

by Dooley Noted April 25, 2010

Semi fail push up

to go into a push up strong, lose willpower, then cheek plant the floor.

Ana: How's the diet going?

Hazel: Well, it's great, I lost a few pounds... but I decided to add some exercise and ended up doing a semi fail push up.

ALSO PLURAL:

Star: I went to the gym today, and started to do push ups.. it didn't really work out.

Hazel: I call those Semi fail push ups.

by FacePlant123 July 23, 2012