semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 8, 2017

Semen Shake

This occurs when you are jerking off. When you are about to cum, move your hand infront of your tip in the high five position, then shoot your cum shot at your hand, creating a handshake between your cum and hand.

Last night I used the semen Shake technique, and it was magical.

by Semen demen October 29, 2017

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017

monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

by NinNards May 16, 2017

semen suitcase

Another word for an overly used vagina

Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.

by Bill Manly April 18, 2016

semen gang

When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.

Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?

Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.

by Halluminati February 6, 2017

Super Semen

a disease that makes male semen abnormally thick and powerful. This causes condoms to break as soon as the male cums causeing any woman who fucked a guy that has that disease to instantly become pregnant even if she is on birth control or is old.

DONT MESS WITH SUPER SEMEN CAUSE U CAN DIE FROM IT...

billy joe: wanna fuck
edna: hell nah u have SUPER SEMEN
billy joe: pls

edna: NO BILLY JOE I COULD DIE OR WORSE GET PREGNANT!!!

by my dick fell off09 February 14, 2019