monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

by NinNards May 16, 2017

satan semen

when a bunch of guys cum into a pot and boil it then proceed to pour it all over some girl and watch it boil her skin

hey guys i just met this girl and she asked if we could give her a little satan semen

by Bible thumper 6.66 July 16, 2020

Super Semen

a disease that makes male semen abnormally thick and powerful. This causes condoms to break as soon as the male cums causeing any woman who fucked a guy that has that disease to instantly become pregnant even if she is on birth control or is old.

DONT MESS WITH SUPER SEMEN CAUSE U CAN DIE FROM IT...

billy joe: wanna fuck
edna: hell nah u have SUPER SEMEN
billy joe: pls

edna: NO BILLY JOE I COULD DIE OR WORSE GET PREGNANT!!!

by my dick fell off09 February 14, 2019

semen rolls

When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.

Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.

by Phaze357 September 10, 2019

Semen Sandwich

When you jizz in between their cheeks.

I was clapping her cheeks when I gave her a semen sandwich on the way out.

by MidnightBerry February 24, 2020

semen samba

The awkward dance a couple does after sex when the toilet roll is just out of reach. Butt cheeks/thighs and miscellaneous tangled body parts must coordinate to prevent a cuddle puddle from forming while flailing for the TP.

My girlfriend and I performed the semen samba after realizing that the tissues were on the other side of the bed.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016

semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 8, 2017