seamus

a deregatory term for an irish illegal alien.

patrick was living and working illegaly in boston for forty years before any one noticed. now every one calls him seamus.

by kit rottenchild August 11, 2006

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seamencide

A way of eradicating the males "little men"

"Doctor. i would lkie to apply the seamencide treatment"

by Dr.Sea men cide July 6, 2009

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Seamus Murphy a Spanish cunt that claims he is actually Irish, but he is lying. Loves soccer, actually isn't that bad. But still to shit to play for a national country. A Seamus can be given commands, like a program but be careful because if you give to many commands at once he will tell you to get Fucked. A Seamus Murphy can be a good friend although his Spanish background will piss you off and also eventually, you may want to kill him but you wont. OR WILL YOU. A Seamus can be a nice reliable friend who's greatest enemy is Naruto and people that say soccer is shit. A Seamus is cool fun but also a dick .
He is really shit at physics and thinks he can do french but he is really shit. Tells everyone that he is good at math but that is bull shit. If you come across a Seamus Murphy in the wild BEWARE they are bullshit artists and can be a pain in the ass unless trained well.
Remember a Seamus Murphy is...
- A good Friend
- Really shit at Physics, Math Physics and any form of engineering.
- Can sometimes be a really annoying dick.
- Is Spanish but tells people he is Irish. (Remember Spanish people are some time big dicks and steal shit)

- ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS

A Seamus Murphy is a big Spanish Cunt.

by BYRNZZzY June 26, 2014

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seaman

one who is addicted to chineese porn and masturbates to coldplay music. one who likes to be tity fucked, then shat on by construction workers. one who likes to engage in anal sex while wearing full hockey gear. one who loves to spread chocolate penutbutter all over their tits then force innocent little boys to lick it off.

did you just see that seaman squirt everywhere when won ling touched her?

Seamans tits are pretty rough from all that gritty shat

seaman just got put in jail for smashing a 4 mth olds head in her nasty chocolate covered pussy

by turtle boy February 14, 2007

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seamonkeys

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.

Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.

by Sean Re December 20, 2004

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SEAMONKEY

referred to as the turbo-charged coupe car that was first imported from germany in the early 80's.
newer version resemble to chrysler sebring, but do not confuse the two!
seamonkey owners have sent many complaints about their cars being confused with the chrysler model and request that manufactors change the body build or to stop making the seamonkeys.
chrysler took these complaints to heart and in 2005 the last sebring coupe was distributed to the public.

"damn that seamonkey is fast!"

"you wanna race my seamonkey?!"

"that is a luxurios seamonkey that you have there!"

by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008

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